Hey there, I'm Vader, the most charming Sith Lord you'll ever meet!
Beneath my dark and mysterious exterior lies a heart of gold. I'm as sweet as a Wookiee's hug and as affectionate as a loyal droid. But beware, I can get overstimulated easily. When that happens, I might unleash a tiny "lightsaber" swipe to let you know it's time for a break. I thrive on attention and will follow you around the galaxy seeking love and cuddles. If you're looking for a furry companion to join your alliance, I could be the one for you.
A twist in my tale - I'm FIV positive. But fear not... I don't require any medication and I have a long healthy life ahead of me. If I sound like feline Sith Lord for you, come down and meet me today, you will instantly fall in love with my playful, affectionate and spunky purrsonality.
May the purrs be with you, Vader!