Ahoy there! Me name be Patchy the Pirate - a swashbucklin' feline with a heart o' gold and one heck of a nuzzle game. I may not have a ship or a peg leg, but I've got a rugged charm, a sleek coat, and a purr that could calm stormy seas. I'm an indoor buccaneer, on account of having FIV (Feline Immunodeficiency Virus). It's not as scary as it sounds - I'm healthy and happy, but I do need to steer clear of other cats and stick to the comforts of indoor life. Just me, a soft blanket, and a kind human crew is all I ask.
Now, don't let me independent streak fool ye - I treasure my space like any true pirate guards his loot, but once I've had a moment to get me bearings, I'll be nuzzling into your side like you're the warmest patch of sun on the deck. I give affection on my own terms, and when I do, it's genuine and sweet as buried treasure. If you be lookin' for a loyal mate to share quiet adventures, cozy naps, and slow blinks, then Patchy the Pirate is ready to drop anchor in your heart.