Fergie

Fergalicious, definition, make those humans loco,

They want my purrs, so they get their pleasures from my photo.

You can see me, you can't squeeze me,

I'm not easy, I'm not needy.

I've got reasons why I tease 'em,

Humans come and go like seasons.

Fergalicious (so paw-licious),

But I ain't malicious.

And if you're suspicious,

All that fluff is fictitious.

I knead biscuits (purr),

That puts the humans on lock, lock,

And they be lining up the couch

Just to watch how I nap (four, tres, two, uno).

Fergalicious, purr-licious,

I'm the queen, you're the witness.

Laser pointers, window sittin',

Dreamin' 'bout some tuna fishin'.

Fergalicious (purr, purr, purr, purr...)

My tail's a wand, I'm so grand-

You wanna pet me? Know the plan.

C-A-T to the N-I-P, yeah,

Rollin' on my back, goin' wild and free, yeah!

Humans be like, "Can I scratch that belly?"

I hiss and run-'cause, duh, I'm tricky and sneaky.

I've got my toys, I've got my throne,

From cardboard boxes to my cone.

You think you own me? Ha! Please,

I'm the boss, I do what I please.